Bi-Curious Cokehead Miss USA Gets Another Chance

Well, Donald Trump has decided that Miss USA Tara Conner deserves a second chance to change her partying ways. I hope The Donald was clear about what the problem is, though. It’s not that she’s out until 3AM doing coke and making out with Miss Teen USA – nono, that’s fine, darling. Great publicity. We love it, we do. Trump said, the issue is that “she’s not doing her job“. She’s been blowing off (sorry) photo shoots and fundraisers. This we can’t have. Trump again makes his business (and PR) acumen quite evident.

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