She took all those pictures, and we don’t even get to see her fight the cop?  Awwww.

Enjoy.

See, now this is why I’m against these “interview” things at pageants. Too much potential for shame and embarrassment for the contestant, and there’s the unfortunate side effect of making America look like a bunch of idiots – which we are – but let’s not advertise it any more than we have to. Read the rest of this entry »

I would like to have authored her re-education program.

The oft-requested and previously-promised celebrity sighting list follows:
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Love makes the world go ’round, it’s true, but lust stops the world in its tracks; love renders bearable the passage of time, lust causes time to stand still; lust kills time, which is not to say that it wastes it or whiles it aimlessly away but rather it annihilates it, cancels it, extirpates it from the continuum; preventing, while it lasts, any lapse into the tense and shabby woes of temporal society; lust is the thousand-pound odometer needle on the dashboard of the absolute.

- Tom Robbins

I recently had an idea for a line of women’s shoes. The concept is feminine elegance fused with hints of automotive design. I have a bunch of colors and variations, but the main image will give you the idea. I decided to try the “open source” path to setting them free. In a nutshell: John Fluevog might make them, if folks are interested enough. So – help them become a reality by voting (once.)

Well, thanks to a very slutty slot machine at the Sky City Casino in New Mexico, I’m a few grand heavier than I was a week ago. Lucky? Neh – hear what I did tonight: I oriented myself to the Cosmos, then sat at the edge of the Grand Canyon as the sun set .. the stage for the moon and a trillion stars to dance and sing above me. Now that’s lucky… beyond words.

[Edit: A few images are now up - a lot more when I have a better 'net connection.]

Hey folks – a quick dispatch from Tucson, AZ. My photos from the journey through West Texas are up. The road up from Terlingua (170 and 67) toward El Paso easily qualifies as the best driving ever packed into one day.
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Well, Donald Trump has decided that Miss USA Tara Conner deserves a second chance to change her partying ways. I hope The Donald was clear about what the problem is, though. It’s not that she’s out until 3AM doing coke and making out with Miss Teen USA – nono, that’s fine, darling. Great publicity. We love it, we do. Trump said, the issue is that “she’s not doing her job“. She’s been blowing off (sorry) photo shoots and fundraisers. This we can’t have. Trump again makes his business (and PR) acumen quite evident.