President Quit Golf in "Solidarity" With Iraq Troops
Shucks, sir, you shouldn’t have.  And we wonder why he couldn’t ask most Americans to sacrifice a goddamn thing.

More Suspension Madness
Two kids were suspended from school in Lodi, California this week for making the letter “T” in their prom picture. The worry? It could possibly be confused with slang for “thizzin” which refers to - gasp - using MDMA.

Albert Hoffman Dies at 102
Dr. Albert Hoffman has died. Hoffman was the discoverer of LSD. more...

You Were Probably Hungry
Sorry about the feed, folks - as some of you noticed, the new version of WordPress broke it. I believe I’ve fixed it. This post also serves to test that belief. :)