Clinton Calls For War On Cancer

In more campaign-trail bloviation, Senator Clinton called for a “War On Cancer” at, oddly enough, a cancer event. Of course, this isn’t pandering. It’s just how she feels, really. Hopefully this “War On Cancer” would work better than the War In Iraq, for which she bears partial responsibility (something her supporters seem confused about). Or perhaps it will work as well as our War On Drugs? Our War On Terror? Our War On Poverty?  I hereby declare a War on Wars.

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