Colbert on Dick Cheney’s Fondest Pipe Dream

“Every once in a while, [Congress passes] a bill that restores my faith in the system. Like Wednesday’s Lieberman-Kyle Amendment, which passed by a 76-22 margin, and calls on President Bush to declare Iran’s Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization. The President is prosecuting a War on Terror; this makes Iran the second front. But not everyone supports our troops enough to give them the job security a war with Iran would provide. People like Senator Jim Webb, who voted against the amendment, calling it ‘Dick Cheney’s fondest pipe dream’. Well, that is completely unfair. Everyone knows Dick Cheney’s fondest pipe dream is driving a bulldozer into the New York Times while drinking crude oil out of Keith Olbermann’s skull.”

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