Now look, there are plenty of us who wonder what a sexy chick like this is doing in the Bush Administration. I know, I know – she’s hot … for Washington. But still. The poor doe-eyed darling just broke the news that General Petraeus’ report to Congress, for which President Bush has implored us to wait, will actually be written by the White House.
But my favorite recent statement by this tortured tart is her explanation of the President’s pre-election lies about Rumsfeld’s departure. Reuters reported yesterday that Rumsfeld actually resigned prior to the election, but Bush pretended Rumsfeld was staying on – going so far as to tell the press he wanted Rumsfeld to stay.
“I know that one of the things that the president wanted to avoid was the appearance of trying to make this a political decision,” she told reporters. “And that was very important to him. And I think that the American people can appreciate not playing politics with such an important decision.”
To which I say, after propping
little medium-sized Dana up on my lap,
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe…
Now off you go, sweets – because if you’re going to turn into a pig, my dear, I’ll have nothing more to do with you.