WASHINGTON, DC – September 14, 2005 – In light of several recent Acts of God against the US Homeland, the US intelligence community is exploring possible links between God and Al-Qaeda.
A high-ranking CIA source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said “First Katrina, now Ophelia, and now that new volcano rising in the Pacific Northwest; it’s just too much of a coincidence. We finally had to ask – is God really on our side, or could there be something else going on?”
Authorities have dispatched investigative teams to the Vatican, Tibet and Utah in an attempt to shed light on this disturbing possibility.
In the past, Al Qaeda representatives have claimed deep ties with God. Until now, however, US authorities had not taken these claims seriously.
Calls to God were not returned.
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