Is that a wad of documents in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Few things surprise me these days, but this AP report that Sandy Berger is under investigation for allegedly ripping off some classified documents from the 9-11 commission’s reading room.. well, that’s a weird one.

“Berger and his lawyer said Monday night he knowingly removed handwritten notes he had made while reading classified anti-terror documents at the archives by sticking them in his jacket and pants.”

Smart, dude. Smart.

An old Maine buddy of mine, David Leavy, was his press secretary. I’ll bet David is pleased not to have that duty tonight.