Jobs Gets Free iPod

Apple’s compensation committee really upped the ante this year.  By some 7300%, in fact.  Not only did CEO Steve Jobs gets his customary $1 salary, but this year he took home a free iPod!  Day-um, Mr. Fancy Pants!!

Despite all this, he has sold none of his Apple stock.  The committee is finally considering “additional compensation arrangements,” presumably because he told them he’s sick of busting his balls for less than minimum wage.