Libby Jurors

Among those who have made it to the second round are a retired government worker who, when asked if he reads newspapers, responded “No sir, I only read the Bible” and a woman who said she “is very familiar with memory problems because [I] once thought my car keys were in my pocket but found them in the freezer.”

This ought to work out nicely.

[source: MSNBC's David Schuster]