New Rule
2 04 2005“New Rule: Don’t eat anything served out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar; what did you expect it to contain, trout? Luckily it was only a finger. If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.” – Bill Maher
