New Rule

“New Rule: Don’t eat anything served out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar; what did you expect it to contain, trout? Luckily it was only a finger. If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.” – Bill Maher

4 thoughts on “New Rule”

  1. Anthony-
    my husband is in the press office at the EPA. He’s sitting here asking himself what the hell he would do if he did PR for Wendy’s right now,or the USDA or FDA. His other comment was “everyone’s worried about trace mercury in their tuna or PPB’s in their drinking water and then shit like this happens.”

  2. Anthony-
    my husband is in the press office at the EPA. He’s sitting here asking himself what the hell he would do if he did PR for Wendy’s right now,or the USDA or FDA. His other comment was “everyone’s worried about trace mercury in their tuna or PPB’s in their drinking water and then shit like this happens.”

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