The Celebrity Sighting List

The oft-requested and previously-promised celebrity sighting list follows:

• Julia Roberts (but would much rather have seen that tarty little niece of hers)
  
• Greg Germann
• Jena Malone
• Steve Buscemi
• Ashlee Simpson
• Dennis Rodman
• David Duchovny
• Mark McKinney
• Dennis Rodman
• Jeremy Piven
• Sylvester Stallone
• Andy Samberg
• Jason Sudeikis
• Will Forte
• Kenan Thompson
• Chris Parnell
• Yasmine Bleeth
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Maria Shriver
• Tim Daly
• Lindsay Lohan
• Reese Witherspoon
• Luke Wilson
• Mena Suvari

and a handful of other C-listers that I’m too embarrassed to admit I recognized. And while I’m on the subject, my out-of-control former crush, Lindsay Lohan, was arrested very near my place two nights ago after chasing her assistant’s mother through Venice and Santa Monica. I’d like to tell you she left my house in a fit after we argued over which heels she should wear to bed, but alas, that’s a story that’d be more fun to tell if it were a> true and b> the Luscious Lindsay of a couple years ago. Oh well.

Updating as warranted.