Universal Medical Marijuana Recommendation

3 06 2009

I am going to a fundraiser for the Marijuana Policy Project tomorrow night at the Playboy Mansion.  It should be interesting.  In thinking tonight about the more serious issues surrounding marijuana prohibition, it occurred to me that there’s one rather proactive medical recommendation that (I assume) anyone ought to qualify for.  Here’s my attempt at a first draft:

“I, Doctor Whomever X. Wherever, have thoroughly evaluated and assessed Patient Doe.  In light of this assessment, and my solemn duty to protect the privacy, dignity, and best interests of my patients, I hereby affirm that, in my best professional judgment, my patient’s physical and psychological health are best served by her never spending a single day in prison.”

Who wants to try first?

One response to “Universal Medical Marijuana Recommendation”
5 11 2011
xavier (01:24:11) :

mann, i would wish i could try that amazing dank. only true (patient’s) or as youu refer to use user’s doctor, can understand the taste in the beauty. “would love it”

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