US Appeals Court: School Strip Search of Thirteen Year Old Girl Legit

The Court felt her Constitutional rights were shit, because it was possible that she might be hiding Advil. Writing for the majority (and scripting another step in our descent into civil liberties hell), Judge Richard Clifton said that there was “good reason to be extra vigilant” in looking for drugs. Story here.

In similar developments, pick up that cake, “nappy-head”.